Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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