john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
Todays life lesson brought to you by last nights half pitchers of cheap sangria: you'll never get the stain or the SMELL of sangria vomit out of your bedroom carpet.
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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