and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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