Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
what the fuck happened to the tacos
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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