I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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