let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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