Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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