Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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