we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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