Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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