You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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