I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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