she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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