I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
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