Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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