You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
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