Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
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