That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
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