STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
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