Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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