I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
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