Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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