god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
This is getting exciting. I almost wanna turn off all the lights, get some popcorn, and stare at my phone screen to see if she's going to say yes or not
And on a much sadder note, I'm way to drunk for this right now
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
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