i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
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