What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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