He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
Are we still banned from the library?
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
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