Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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