i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
Randomize
