i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
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