So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
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