after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
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