I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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