D3 body, D1 cock
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
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