I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
Randomize
