There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
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