Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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