I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
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