Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
i haven't been laid since the bush administration. it's frustrating.
Some advice for success: 1) Go ugly early, it saves you time and money; 2) If you can't pork a princess, pound a pig for practice; and 3) Beauty is only a light switch away.
ur like the dr phil of bizarro world.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
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