There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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