Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
The chlamydia really affected his face.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
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