I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
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