I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
The feeling are messing with the penis
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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