I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
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