Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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