Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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