If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
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