porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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