And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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