Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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