I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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