West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
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